A day in the life of Trudy...
Following on from my experiment in writing emails from each character in 'Altered Egos' - my series of monologues in the writing - I have extended the fictional email conversations, starting with the loved-up Trudy! Let me know what you think?
Darling B, Sebastian’s being a real bastard again, not returning texts/calls since Leones party. (Think Jeremy suspects something’s going on but what’s good for the goose!!) He flies back to Dubai on Thursday anyhow so it looks like I’ll be solo in gay Paris after all thank God! Had catch up with Emmy and Jacq on Friday … I’m loving the refurb’ at china white. (Craig’s a genious) Mummy and Daddy are back…tans to die for and mummy’s cheekbones are fab’. Spa at the weekend? Love you darling. Tx
La-la-la... You posh bints are all the same (knickers/none/coat/fur…make a sentence !!!) Sebs a smart-tart and Jeremy’s a minted gonk …(you know it …you love it … so shut it!) Seems Leonie's party let off a few fireworks!... did you know that some retarded tosser gave her puppy an ‘E’ ? It licked a hole in the parquet!… (My money’s on Jackson the left-field bastard!) Have fun in Paris you lucky bitch… I haven’t been to China-Whites since your birthday (they won’t let me in unaccompanied without a letter from my mum!) by the way… say howdy to Barbie and Ken for me. Spa my arse! Big fat hairy lovin’ sweet-cheeks! Xx
Darling B, No, I didn’t know about the puppy… Jesus Darling do you really think Jackson would do such a thing? Did you see?… Sebastian’s ‘become friends’ with some blonde whore on fuckbook? I’m sure he does it to make me jealous…
You know I don’t do Facebook baby girl… You and Seb are you and Seb… that’s why you and Seb are you and Seb!… the puppy died! Hate me if you need to but there’s too much nature on the planet if you ask me!...bfhls xx
Darling B, Oh I do love you Darling! He hasn’t changed his relationship status! I D.D. last night…his phone was off… I know he does it to make me jealous…Tx
She’s probably riddled…move on petal … God I’m so fucking bored… had an EBTG and Stella night last night… (period's due!). Craig sent me a link to his website… Jesus… he really is a real life celebrity. I knew he’d make it. He deserves it! I just hope it don’t fuck him up. He’s not as risqué as he makes out you know. Bfhls x
Darling B, he called last night… pissed, but he still hasn’t changed his status! Fuck periods Darling…try Tanquachin… some Chinese/herbal shit my shiatsu therapist recommended (love her Darling… I haven’t had a period since August)… Paris next week. God I’m so fucking bored! Love you Darling.Tx
Posted by Colin Hambrook, 19 October 2011
Last modified by Anonymous, 6 November 2011